The Structure Is Set, Ya Never Change It With A Ballot Pull (Vol.4)

                                    

Cricinfo is running another poll at the moment ranking the most popular commentators. The results are not what interest me -- we all know the honour will go to Richie Benaud with a typically Stalinesque margin of victory -- but who the nominees are. If you look through the list, you might notice someone's name is missing.

That's right everyone... even Cricinfo thinks Greg Chappell is such a lousy commentator that he doesn't deserve to be mentioned. (When you're getting left out and guys like Waqar Younis are still in the mix, you know you've done something horribly wrong with your life.)

Far be it from us to pile on the man's misery, but this was the orchestrator of the underarm incident, after all... so here are the results of last week's poll! The question was, "If you were given the power to remove someone's voice box from their body till the end of the IPL, whose would it be?" Do I even need to tell you who won? 

                                                     

A valiant effort from the "Well, duh..." twins, Aamer Sohail and Ranjit Fernando, but this one was Chappello's to lose from the very start. Jackman and Siva were there only as decoys... as Verbal Kint tells us, you never put five guilty men in a lineup.

On to this week's Q: "If you needed to find a babysitter a.s.a.p., who would you call first?" Options are on the right.