He'll Make You Gush, All Right

I knew it wouldn't take long before the bright lights and the dancing titties in the stands would blind some Cricinfo hack into issuing the first premature Twenty20 gushfest that is just taken way too far. Here's Andrew Miller on Brendon McCullum:

With the retirement of Adam Gilchrist, he has become not only the foremost wicketkeeper-batsman in the world, but arguably the single most devastating opener in all limited-overs cricket.

The "foremost wicketkeeper-batsman in the world"? Um, Kumar Sangakkara, anyone?  (I liked McC's innings too, but come on, credit where credit's due. We are talking about the Heather Brooke of cricket, after all.)