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March 29, 2007

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J'Paul

yo, devilliers out for a duck george! We may just be back in it... Nice one on Pollock, smith and Gibbs. Dan of course still managed his cheap wickets with Langeveldt. Just hoping Kallis gets selfish and bats out the rest of the game. But knowing Dan, Langeveldt'll probably come on as his runner and run the yiunt out.

George Hayward

right, we may have made the slightest ground on dan tonight. my economy rate will go down a bit with pollock, so will yours on ntini, and dans might go up. gibbs got 2 catches as did boucher. but that devilliers duck is so vital. gotta choke up your runs dan! maybe some food poisoning of hayden and a bit of disentry for styris, what do you say? i'll let you keep jaya because i want lanka to win.

J'Paul

man, none of our players are even close to breaking into the top five. Bit of a worry. We did have a pretty good day though...

George Hayward

we just havnt had any match winners. jaya gets me 50 but never goes on. malinga gets a couple of wickets but never beasts it. we seriously need some bond/hayden/jayasuriya major injury worries.

George Hayward

yo off the topic of cricket, i can't believe how much i've dipped in the NBA fantasy. i got seriously fucked by injury and trades, at least i'll know the players i'm picking next season. you'd better not lose that lead joey.

George Hayward

please tell me dan didnt put one of his bangladesh players in for that game and got good stats.

George Hayward

yo, sorry joey im crashing. i'll try and be on msn a bit more if i can, looks like australia might have a chase on tonight. but dont underestimate the england collapse. super shame i didnt drop gibbs for bell.
oh yeah, did you see gibbs fielding in soccer boots the other day? smart idea.
peace

George Hayward

yo i've seen hayden misfield and now drop a catch in this match, i think dan should lose points for that. but how good was it, he looked pretty unco-ordinated.... looks like the good lord tripped him up behind the line of scrimmage.

George Hayward

hey, i was just checking the fantasy stats. you've got me down for only getting one point on economy rate even though mine is 4.73 and joes is 4.75..............................
might wanna check those stats you stoned yiunts! i need all the help i can get!
and i hope you are taking into account all the not outs for batting average. i know thats an obvious one but you are high more than you are breathing over there so just checking.
maybe we should add a column for not outs, unless of course dan would be winning that one too.
i think its time we drug test dan and put an investigation in for match fixing.

J'Paul

dog, Sorry about the stat mistake. I'll fix it right up, and everything'll be sweet. You gots to remember, i'm doing all the counting myself, and it takes ages each day. And yeah, Dan is absolutely creaming us, but we've been steadily making up ground for a while now. I think with all the aussies in your side, you should be good to make a late push in the semi's and final, which is a bit of a shame, considering you want to be going for Sri Lanka and all... By the way, I saw that Hayden catch... such a good moment in my life...

George Hayward

yeah na no worries mate. You're so right though, i think i will make a late push but it is a crying shame i want sri lanka to win and only boast 3 of their players. might be a good scrap for free agents come the semis. but it looks a lot like aus v saf and SL v nz. that would be good to eliminate at least one of the cocksucker teams in the semis. i am worried of an aus sri lanka final. i would just hate to get excited about it then see aus do what they did to india last time. in a final situation i think only a fully fit nz could really really test aus at the moment. fuck i hope styris has a shit game today.

George Hayward

just as we start to think we are slowly clawing dan's lead back, one of his unknown quantities comes out and does that like devilliers... gibbs did sweet for me and kallis and boucher for josep but dan's strike rate and runs and four and sixes just bounced again. yiunt

George Hayward

hey joey, my laptop is getting serviced because of a screen problem so i wont have it until friday at the earliest. i dont know how much i'll be getting on this computer so can you carry me through till then? yeah na cheers moite.

George Hayward

hey joey, my laptop is getting serviced because of a screen problem so i wont have it until friday at the earliest. i dont know how much i'll be getting on this computer so can you carry me through till then? yeah na cheers moite.

George Hayward

Yo vaughan is one seriously ugly character. and his dropped catch run out was fucking stupid.
And nel has the worst action just as he gets to the crease. i think he tries to be front on like mcgrath but in doing so his legs go in opposite directions. injuries should be common place because of it but thats no problem because he might just be the biggest cunt in cricket. i hate the way he celebrates.
oh yeah, did you see devilliers speech for man of the match. he'd like to thank the lord jesus christ. looks like another hayden brewing. thoughts?

J'Paul

dog, i got you team sorted so don't worry. You should probably start bringing in some free agents for when they play against ireland or bangla...like how i bought in fleming, and panesar today, then rest them against australia. just an idea. but yo, when will you have your laptop back??

oh, and that devillers effort was such bollocks. just top edge sweeping every ball for six. Fuck small grounds man... mcg is the only true cricket ground out there. i'll be spinners love playing there, cept for the whole no spin thing.
aight peace.

George Hayward

yo, if you bring in fleming and panesar for one game then aren't you dropping good players like vetorri into the free agency for us to pick up?? or m i not getting told when amazing players are available? haha. really sucks being in vegas right about now.
laptop back friday, this computer is a piece of shit so just using it for email.
small grounds are bullshit. makes it impossible for bowlers. especially bowling to a hugely postured cunt like hayden who just walks down the pitch and swings across the line then gets blown by commontaters saying he is in top form. such bullshit.
MCG is the only ground out there, that and the ground in tanjung bara (same measurements). But then none of the players from the sub continent can throw the ball from the boundary so aus run 2's to fine leg....
nice little 23 off 74 for collingwood hey dan?? thats got to bring the strike rate down.
and is it just co-incidence that haydens average and strike rate are the same? peace

George Hayward

you know what really pisses me off, i have gilchrist, symonds, gayle, oram and gibbs, all major smackers of the ball, yet i am failing in fours and sixes. gilchrist second fastest century in tests, symonds and gayle are freaks of nature, oram fastest century for nz player in one dayers and it was against australia, gibbs 6x6's in an over! how can they all flop in the super 8's?

George Hayward

wow, murali and vaas not playing. bit of a let down. at least i can try and catch up in the bowling. malinga still out. poice moite

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