The Structure Is Set, Ya Never Change It With A Ballot Pull (Vol.3)

Last week’s poll was a tricky one. It didn’t just ask “who’s the ugliest cricketer around?”, which I’m sure has been asked before, and would’ve been a little too simplistic in our minds. Instead, the question asked a hypothetical that made you deal with your own psychological expectations about other people: “If you were asked to date one of these cricket players’ sister, having never previously seen or met them before, whose would it be?” Here are the results:
   

                                                                

 
Because the question was kind of complex, interpreting its results is also hard. Sohail Tanvir and Ajit Agarkar got equal top votes, which either makes them the better looking ones of the bunch, or the ones with physical features most conducive to transmute into female beauty. It’s hard to say.

On the other hand, something that is obviously clear is the hideousness of Kamran Akmal, who failed to grab even a sympathy vote. Ouch. I guess there’s not many guys out there looking for girls with monobrows, horse teeth and shrieking nasal voices. Hard to believe.

(How the hell Nantie Hayward got 5.6% of the vote, though, is something I’d be very interested to find out. Maybe that’s our margin of error. Seriously, though, have you seen this guy?)

                                                  

Anyway, he's probably a cool guy, so I'm glad there are people out there who are not as shallow as us, and can overlook the whole "aborted Martian fetus with third-degree burns look" thing. Good on them.
On to this week's question: "If you were given the power to remove someone's voice box from their body till the end of the IPL, whose would it be??" Get to voting.